

"Today, a coalition of over a dozen organizations...are joining to launch a “leaked” mockumentary about Net Neutrality to coincide with the opening arguments in Verizon v. F.C.C called “The Internet Must Go.”
"...brilliant and insightful..."
"Net neutrality is not exactly laugh riot, but one filmmaker is drawing attention to the issue by aiming for the funny bone.. "
"Hilarious 30-minute mockumentary... "
"Watch it. "
"...a major success... "
"...a fun piece that explains why those of us who care about network neutrality care. "
"...the most important thing you can do right now is share this film with everyone you know..."
"For anyone who wants to understand the core tenets of open Internet advocacy, this would be a good and easily consumable starting point."
"Net neutrality makes it possible for sites such as +Bubblews and its founders to make this great successful website we have today...This short film just might spread the word about the fight for net neutrality against those who are trying to change the internet as we know it."
"Check out this video on internet neutrality. It's very entertaining and informative."
"The 30 minute documentary is very eye opening on a lot of key points. It makes key points on why net neutrality is key. We cannot have a censored internet and let big companies crush the freedom of information."
"It's fun, and it's powerful. Take the 30mn to watch it!"
"This 30 minute video supersedes ANY 30 minute sitcom, cat picture sites, porn sites, etc. etc. etc. in terms of opening your mind to accessing freedom, but how many of you will watch this in its entirety as opposed to spending your time on the above mentioned sites? Do yourself a favor and educate yourself to big business monoliths stealing your rights and access; watch these 30 minutes."
--Mark Monroe via Facebook"I almost didn't watch this since it is a half hour long...but I'm glad I did!! You will be too... don't forget to "enable" your Irony/Sarcasm/spoof buttons...even though the threat is real!"
--Robert Hodge via Facebook"This is one of the most important videos of this generation."
--writtenwrath via YouTube"I honestly did not know about this issue. The actor I must say does a fabulous job getting the message to us."
--Laura Ann Thomas via Facebook"Very interesting video, and how sneaky!! Thank you for the heads up!"
--Dawn Ibleedblue Holman Smith via Facebook"I fucking love you dude. I don't know who you are but this is amazing."
--Will Tolley via YouTube""John Wooley" & his mission are a satire; however, this is one of the best net neutrality and free speech videos I have seen. Found it on Upworthy; totally shocked that the original isn't up to a million views yet. Only thing I can figure is that it's too long for most people, particularly those of us already familiar with the issue."
--CFinNaples via YouTube"loved it. Sent it to all my friends to see. Its a shocker. If corporations are considered "persons" then we do live in a abusive dictatorship. Thank you for presenting it this way."
--Tara Aarons via Facebook"This video could be called "mind opener"..."
--Andre Breda via YouTube"This is so awesome"
--Adrian Labastida via YouTube"Brilliant satire!"
--Mark Anderson via YouTube"4 dislikes so far - Time Warner, Verizon, Concast, AT&T..."
--monsta josh via YouTube"Nice satire. Maintain and increase the freedom, don't allow corporate dictatorship of the internet."
--CoderMonkey Nathan via YouTube"Does anyone else see this as a way for the mainstream media to throttle the bandwidth of independent media companies? It is nothing more than sensorship. This video may be satire, but it is obvious that something like this will be attempted by the money men as a way to reduce competition from the independents. If they get away with it, the internet will become the same corporate-controlled, biased bullshit as the TV networks, where information is distorted in favour of the highest bidder."
--RealiveProds via YouTube"I feel sick thinking about how greedy people are. great video. linked it to all my friends and invited them to your site."
--Karen Schaeffer via Facebook"SHARE IT YO!"
--BipolarCatharsis via YouTube"It's a great video! It tells me loud and clear that corporations are evil and are controlled by crooks and they are trying to squash our freedom of speech"
--Fastestshredder Tom via Facebook"i just loved everything about this vid. funny, mind-expanding, balanced and i even got a little bit teary at the end. thank you!! thank you."
--Caity Johnstone via Facebook"Thanks. This is important stuff. It helps that you're funny. We need to pay attention."
--Laura Wood via Facebook"so well done, very informative, and important for everyone who loves the internet to see this!"
--Brett Engle via Facebook"Good job! This really needs to not happen. There are so many people in the US right now who rely on the internet for work. Work that involves creating and sharing knowledge through little blogs or providing service to start ups that could one day bring billions in revenue. This would cause so many people to lose their jobs - not exactly something that would be healthy for the future of the economy."
--Melanie Feltham via Facebook"Everyone needs to share this video. On FB, email, family, friends all you can"
--probe26 via YouTube"I didn't have any imagination about what big corporations are going to do. Thank you John. I've learnt a lot. :)"
--KiarashF1 via YouTube"At first I thought this was too long to watch, but then it didn't seem too long."
--Austin Powers via YouTube"Excellent work. Fun and sharp."
--064Films via YouTube"Have friends who wonder why you care about #NetNeutrality? Have them watch "The Internet must go"
--@vanschewick via Twitter"The Internet Must Go" is now online. It's a hysterical short film" --@zaphoria via Twitter
"Want to know why today's #netneutrality oral argument matters? Watch "The Internet Must Go!""
--@haroldfeld via Twitter"MUST watch: Protect innovation, commerce & communication. @WooleyLeaks #OpenInternet"
--@angelamepstein via Twitter
Monday September 16, 2013
Hi all,
So -- wow. What an amazing first week of launch. In the big picture of the fight for the open Internet this is just one small piece, but the film finally being done and out there marks the completion of one big chapter for me. So I want to take a minute to say why I wanted to make a movie about Net Neutrality since some folks have asked, and to thank all the people who came together to help make this happen over the past 2-plus years.
To summarize why I wanted to make a movie about this: before this project, I’d mainly worked in TV. I learned a ton, met great people -- but/and the status quo of what can get on the air can be frustrating at times. The more frustrating that became, the more inspired I became by what I saw happening online. The fact that on an open Internet, anyone can tell any story they feel is important, and that story can find its audience, just based on people’s interest in it -- that’s an incredible thing.
We take that for granted. But we shouldn’t, because if the companies that provide us with access to the Internet have their way and get rid of net neutrality, that will likely change.
The more I learned about the ISPs’ plans, the more unsettled I became, and the more I wondered why everyone I knew wasn’t running around feeling unsettled by it.
I don’t think it’s because people don’t care. I think people definitely DO care. But I think "net neutrality" and "municipal broadband" can be boring and confusing to read about on paper. It’s wonky sounding, there’s no narrative arc, the stakes seem abstract. But the stakes really couldn't be higher.
So, creating a fictional character and giving him and arc and injecting some humor seemed worth trying. The fact that people are actually watching it is really exciting. If you haven’t seen it yet I hope you will and that if you like it you’ll share it.
Now I want to take a minute to say THANK YOU so much to everyone who helped make this project happen.
Thank you:
To Jenny Toomey, the first person I pitched this idea to, who believed it was worth taking the risk to back, and whose support set in motion everything that happened thereafter; to Helen Brunner and Lori McGlinchey for joining right away to help get this thing off the ground; and to all three of you for continuing to stay in touch and support throughout -- thank you. To David Haas and Wyncote Foundation for your support.
To Brian Shortall for not only your talent in playing John Wooley but for tolerating a hell of a lot of exploratory shooting til we got it right, scene after scene, city after city, not to mention the bad food, crappy hotels, and that time we almost got arrested at the Verizon store (maybe we'll release that footage out into the world at a later date).
To the brilliant people who star in this movie for taking the time to talk, on camera, for hours, with a fictional character, for a comedic film, about a serious topic: Larry Lessig, Farnum Brown, Susan Crawford, John Hodgman, Tim Wu, Alexis Ohanian, Rashad Robinson, Gigi Sohn, Harold Feld, Robin Chase, Ricken Patel, Craig Aaron, Al Franken, Catharine Rice. Thank you not only for taking that risk, but for advising directly and indirectly on the subject matter. You all are amazing people doing amazing work and this film wouldn’t be what it is without each of your participation.
To our panel of advisors who were not on camera but who collectively spent hours discussing the subject matter with me: Colin Crowell, Jim Baller, Andrew Rasiej, Christopher Mitchell, Josh Levy, Art Brodsky.
To Katy Chevigny for helping me navigate all of the many logistics of my first independent film as an executive producer and friend. To the folks at Arts Engine, my first fiscal sponsor, and the folks at Women Make Movies who are my fiscal sponsor now -- Debra Zimmerman and Lucila Moctezuma -- you guys are great.
To Billy Kimball, resident godfather of TIMG and human super-connector -- thank you for your advice at critical junctures, moral support, and good humor. To Eddie Geller for moving all the way across the country to AP on this in the early stages, and for powering through with me in tons of research and prep; to Sriya Sarkar, Margaret Davidson, Katie Scoones, and Chelsea Moore for your help keeping the wheels in motion logistically, to Amy Meharg for being so expert at production management, and hanging in there through this long haul. To Derek Wiesehahn for lending me your expertise on all things tech.
To Peri Muldofsky for watching countless hours of raw footage with me and engaging in so much enthusiastic and helpful discussion around all of it -- often until the wee hours of the morning despite a longass commute home to the UWS on the 2 train. To Barney Canson and Jess Yoon who worked tirelessly through post-production, wearing several hats at one time, pretty much all the time. Greg Wright, Lauren Beck, Dave Marcus, Adam Barton, Nate Russell, Ann Husaini, for your collective, bad-ass editing chops. To Jason Cilo, Kara Smith and the folks at Meetinghouse who helped the pull the multimedia across the finish line. To Nan North and Moya Aiken for patiently revisiting and reworking animation til we got it to where it was working, which was so critical to setting up the rest of the film.
To Heidi Nel, Christina DiPasquale, and Trevor FitzGibbon, for working so hard on pulling together a killer outreach and press campaign for launch. To Rebecca Gates and Joe Voss for clearing such an amazing soundtrack and being so generous with your time. To Laura Morell for holding down the fort this summer. To Michael Bracy for all your ongoing help with artist engagement and on the Hill. To John Neffinger for your terrific advice. To Bertis Downs for all of your support. And to everyone who took the time to come to the preview screenings in CO, DC, NY and SF and participate in strategy conversations afterward. You guys are awesome.
To Adam Mordecai for taking the time to help figure out the best way to kick off and reach the most people when we launched. To the incredible group of individuals and organizations doing day in day out work on these issues who are helping push this film out to raise awareness.
To Roger Williams for the lecture in Amsterdam a couple years back that it was time to take a leap and make an independent film about something I cared about, and advising on specific next steps. To the friends and family who weighed in either with focused feedback or loving encouragement or both along the way: Dora Lievow, Lea Girardin, Emanuel Pariser, Andrew Wan, Camilo Leslie, Craig Duff, Krista Williams, Peter Koechley, Betsy Hart, Peter Pazzaglini, Zach Behr, Emily Kramer, Francis Lyons, Vikram Gandhi, Elizabeth Reddin, Susan Klein-Shilling, Daphne Fitzpatrick, Robe Imbriano, Sarah Namias, Vivien Labaton, Nick Arons, Ben and Beth Wikler, Jen Campbell, Pete Nelson, Seth Grossman, Eben Pariser, Molly Venter, Kate Ogden. I'm lucky to have you all in my life.
To Brendan Colthurst -- you are a spectacular partner in crime across the board, and a truly incredible friend.
And finally there's the love of my life and most amazing person I know, my husband Eli Pariser, who uses the open Internet to accomplish so much good it boggles my mind. Eli -- you’ve cheerfully and patiently put up with 2 and a half years of my puzzling over a short film I thought it would take me *much* less time to make. You've steadied me through my moments of frustration and self-doubt, calmed me through tossing and turning when I was stressed out, rallied me by phone when I was exhausted on the road or in the edit room til late, you've listened for countless hours of excruciating detail around decisions, and tolerated endless changes to our calendar (including the one that involved moving our honeymoon). You've stood by me every step of the way, and never stopped believing that I’d eventually get this weird little movie to where I wanted it to be. I could not have done it without you. And on top of that, and more important, you fill me with joy and inspire me every single day. I love you.
To everyone who worked, volunteered, advised, starred in, supported, and cheered this project on -- thank you for making it possible!!!!
Gena Konstantinakos
Director | Producer
The Internet Must Go